In what is my 2nd bi-weekly installment of slagging Jack Layton for spamming his NDP membership (and NDP-watchers like me), I post the latest efforts of Wacky Jack to seek validation for his faltering party by pimping, er… rather *ahem* propelling his hero Thomas “Tommy” Douglas into top spot as Greatest Canadian.
As usual I detail my “personal” email from “Jack” (my emphasis in bold, snide comments in italics)
Who’s David Suzuki Voting The Greatest Canadian?
The answer may surprise you
David Suzuki’s voting for Tommy. You should too!
Ok, I lied, the answer won’t surprise you.
Last Sunday on TVOntario’s program Allan Gregg in Conversation with…, Dr. Suzuki said that his vote “is for Tommy Douglas.” And for Dr. Suzuki and all Canadians – there are only a few opportunities left to vote for Tommy Douglas in the CBC contest ‘The Greatest Canadian.’
I’d vote for David Suzuki (a contender for the same contest), if for nothing else but his modesty before I’d vote for a man that will have Jack shamelessly gloating in the House while all of the other MPs roll their eyes before they continue to ignore Layton and sort out the nation’s business.
Voting ends on Sunday, November 28 and the results will be announced on Monday, November 29 – That�s only over a week away – Tommy needs your vote now!
Tommy Douglas is the “father of healthcare” (or so I’m led to believe) but should we be heralding a man for a system that’s not currently sustainable, a system which needs “a fix for a generation”, a “massive overhaul”? Layton ran on a promise of more money for healthcare instead of providing real solutions for keeping costs down and achieving sustainability. Forty cents of every tax dollar goes towards this massively inefficient system. Jack’s solution? Keep it at forty cents but collect more tax dollars. The solution of every other politician with at least a sense of economics? Get that cost down to achieve sustainability.
But I digress…
Tommy? — If you want the respect for him as one of the greatest Canadians and thus a true statesman and ambassador of all things Canadian call the man Thomas! Johnny MacDonald? Petey Trudeau? Give Thomas Douglas at least some respect when it comes to his name! Terry Fox, of course, is the exception: we call him Terry because he was young and died after finishing his selfless act of running his Marathon of Hope for others who would be diagnosed with cancer long after his death. I call him Terry out of the greatest respect for a young man who is the greatest example of sacrifice and heroism in modern Canadian history.
If a 60 year old man introduced himself to me as “Timmy” and told me invented the economy, I’d probably laugh.
When can I vote?
There are only three voting windows left to vote for Tommy as “The Greatest Canadian”.
Window 1: now until Monday 8:00pm
Window 2: Vote between Monday 9:00pm and Wednesday 8:00pm
Window 3: Vote between Wednesday 9:00pm and Sunday Nov 28.
You can vote at any time of the day. You do not have to vote while the show is on or directly after the show airs.
You can vote five times on each phone line that you have access to (including your cell phone) in each of the three voting windows.
So you can vote five times on your home phone, plus five times on your cell phone, plus five times on your work phone = 15 votes. Do this in each of the three voting windows and you’ll get 45 phone votes.
If this is how Jack wants to handle electoral reform, I want no part of it.
If Tommy Douglas wins this contest, he won’t be Greatest Canadian for all Canadians. Instead, he’ll be the Greatest Canadian among overly caffeinated NDPers, who’d vote for a man who created a healthcare system over a man who set out to run across the country on one leg to try and fund it.
You can vote once in each voting window with each e-mail address that you have access to.
So you can vote once from your work e-mail and once from your home e-mail. Do this in each of the three voting windows and you get six more votes!)
I wonder what the NDP webmaster is doing with his unlimited @ndp.ca email aliases…
You can vote once in each voting window by using text messaging for each cell phone that you have access to. Just put Tommy’s name in your message!
Some people are just too committed
The competition has heated up in the past two weeks. We can’t coast to the finish line. Every vote counts. Vote now and pass this onto your friends and encourage them to vote for Tommy as many times as permitted!
If Jack had worked so hard during the election… well, he wouldn’t be Prime Minister, but maybe Olivia Chow would be one step closer to thinking SHE is.
If I’ve added up the number of times that NDPers can vote for Tommy Douglas correctly, I get 70 (assuming work, home and spam email addresses). Ironically, if you apply this number votes to a forum in the real-world, say the House of Commons, the NDP would have (70 votes * 19 seats = 133 votes) which is one seat short of the Liberal Party’s ruling minority! (Carolyn Parrish got booted from the Liberal caucus today).
which begs another question… why am I writing about Tommy Douglas?