Today, I bring you some satire that was inspired by my spam folder.
Frank Laurier Trudeau.
Dear SIR/MADDAM ,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact from our country chambers of industry (internet department).
I selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .
I am Frank Laurier Trudeau the last living cousin of my uncle. My brother was an agent of the government party Liberal Party of Canada (LPoC), a very profitable group in my country. My brother was threatened by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip.
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. My brother escaped the country
but before he left he told me that he has the sum of FORTY MILLION Canada Dollars. CAD ($40,000,000.00) left in fixed suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Ottawa,that he used my name as his only
truster in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and its source that he was threatened by his business associates.
That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose. I am seeking your assistance in your foreign country because taxes in Canada are too high.
Dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:
(1) To provide a bank account into which this money
would be transferred to.
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your
country to further my childcare for my children because
they are very young and our current leader will not raise them.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you
Thanks and God bless.
Frank Laurier Trudeau.