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December 4, 2008

If this were a movie, which movie would it be?

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  • Aizlynne
    These were awesome Stephen. Shared them with all my friends.
  • batb
    How about Mars Attacks?

    Here's my comment posted at SDA on December 4 (vis a vis Margaret Wente's December 4 column from the G & M: "Can it get any more pathetic? You betcha!" in which she says, "If Michaëlle Jean agrees to give Stephen Harper a second chance, she'll put him on a short leash. I like that image. After all, he's been a naughty puppy. He peed all over Parliament, then bared his teeth."):

    [begin quote]

    ... I'm enjoying the image of Peggy Wente on a short leash, along the lines of Sarah Jessica Parker's lovely head grafted onto the body of a chahuahua at the end of the movie "Mars Attacks."

    It's looking good ... ;-)

    And, come to think of it, what's happening in Ottawa with the Coalition of Dumb Dudes, isn't totally unlike the invasion of the Martians on an unsuspecting America.

    The MSM could be represented by President Jack Nicholson and First Lady Glenn Close, who are delighted with what they think is the peaceful coming of the aliens until the Martians begin firebombing the white doves released by the duped Americans as a sign of friendship.

    Then the hostile take-over begins in earnest.

    [end quote]

    Many in the MSM are being played like a violin in this crisis, just like the American people and the First Couple in "Mars Attacks" when the "friendly" Martian space ship lands in Washington. There's nothing friendly about the Coalition of Liberals, NDPs, and the Bloc Quebecois ...
  • The Thing With Two Heads (see blog for details)
  • bocanut
    Great stuff!!!
    My personal favourite would be "Gents in a Jam":
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0044655/
  • Liz J
    BTW, the picture on "The Dead Air Grits Project" is cruel to perfection, my pick for the movie because there would be lots of material to make a movie and more coming in every day.

    Don't believe we've ever seen Opposition parties self destructing fueled by pure jealousy and hate.
    It's taking them down. Hatred can do that.
  • Liz J
    When it comes to ads, I'm thinking the Conservatives should use all the accolades the Prime Minister has received around the Globe for his management of the Canadian economy. That and the material Dion and the Liberals have witlessly given us straight from their own mouths is all we need.
  • Michael
  • bocanut
  • Hilarious!

    I posted on my blog today that Dion reminded me of the Blair Witch project photo! Too funny...
  • JosefK
    You're not going to believe this, but the first Liberal ad has a response... from a conservative. Perhaps Stephen you need to reply to the Liberal YouTube ad...
  • N. A. B.-N.
    The fake movie poster showing Gilles Duceppes drowning is extremely offensive and the caption is just ridiculous. Implying that separatism is incompatible with democrary is ridiculous. May I also point out that this type of stupid bashing is actually helping Quebec separatism ?

    Anyhow, I encourage you to make a few dozens of them and send them to Quebec newspaper so people here can realize what the ROC is up to in the Quebec bashing league right now.
  • Gonemad
    I'd vote Clockwork Orange. Harper actually just saved their skins and has given them a chance to save themselves.
  • I thought conservatives didn't believe in censorship Stephen... Why don't you post comments from people who disagree with you?
  • poeg
    Whatever it is will make Dumb and Dumber look like Henry V.
  • The Man with Two Heads of course...
  • Philip Hauser
    How is everyone missing the obvious choice? Titanic! Here we are sailing along and no one thinks their ship is anything but invincible.
  • ww
    How about Frankenstein, an abomination stitched together from the political grave. At the head of this monster would be Duceppe, the brains, Layton the mouth, Dion just looking on.
  • karol
    The Wizard of Oz (2008 political farce)
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    The Wizard of Oz is a 2008 Canadian political farce mainly directed by Jean
    Chrétien and based on the 1900 children's novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
    by L. Frank Baum. The play features Elisabeth May as Dorothy Gale, Jack
    Layton as the Scarecrow, Gilles Duceppe as the Tin Man, Stéphane Dion as the
    Cowardly Lion, Michaelle Jean, as Glinda the Good Witch of the North,
    Stephen Harper as the Wicked Witch of the West, George W. Bush as the Wicked
    Witch of the East and Barack Obama as the Wizard.

    The play follows schoolgirl Dorothy Gale (Elisabeth May) who lives on a
    Hartford, Connecticut farm with her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, but dreams of a
    better place "somewhere over the rainbow." After being struck unconscious
    during a tornado by a window which has come loose from its frame, Dorothy
    dreams that she, her dog Toto, and the farmhouse were transported to the
    magical Land of Oz. (Canada). There, the Good Witch of the North Glinda
    (Michaelle Jean) advises Dorothy to follow the yellow brick road to Emerald
    City (Washington DC) and meet the Wizard of Oz, (Barack Obama) who can
    return her to Hartford, Connecticut.

    During her journey, she meets a Scarecrow, (Jack Layton), Tin Man (Gilles
    Duceppe) and a Cowardly Lion (Stéphane Dion), who join her, hoping to
    receive what they lack themselves (a brain, a heart, and courage,
    respectively), all of this is done while also trying to avoid the many plots
    of the Wicked Witch of the West, (Stephen Harper) in her attempt to get the
    ruby slippers that Dorothy received from the squashed Wicked Witch of the
    East (George W. Bush).
  • macdaddycheebz
    Although its not one of the choices, I vote for "Fear and Loathing in Ottawa"
  • bill
    I was thinking more along the lines of the three amigos.

    Someone should make a youtube video with their faces on the amigoes while they do their shtick on horseback.
  • Rob H
    Uh.. Dumb and Dumber..

    ..there is no intellectual superiour in this farce.
  • David
    Moscow On The Rideau
  • Bill D. Cat
    Sub-tropic Blunder ( Tropic Thunder ) is screaming for a good photoshop .
  • I'm leaning towards "One flew over the cuckoo's nest" right about now..
  • *pictures Jack Layton at the Milk Bar*

    Comedy Gold!
  • Calgary Junkie
    Start the Revolution Without Me

    Dion, Layton and Duceppe in army fatigues. Iggy far behind, stuffing a white flag
    into his knapsack.
  • Gee, I was thinking the roadrunner. Everytime he tries to "get" the Tories it blows up in his face. He sort of looks like wiley too. lol
  • Pat
    Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!!!

    Well done all round for these efforts.

    Pat
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